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To: Monkey Face; Allegra; pax_et_bonum; sfimom; Echo Talon; Jen

Gad! Call the medics! I listed so quickly on eBay that my Corporal Tunnel Syndrome has been promoted to Major General Deep Impact Syndrome!

And I have more to do, but that will have to wait until the morrow...

Yes, Leela has been virtual sailing the bounding main, bouncing off the wall here and there abouts, hacking away at me and Bender (BTW his pirate name is Rusty Bucket of Blood Jack... And he is fighting back with a poker from the fireplace.) I just pull the bolt back on the Thompson and both charge off in another direction.

Son, tell Dirty Bess if I get to see it, I'll have a copy etched on my shiney metal a$$!

Somehow, Bender, I think Dirty Bess Bonnie would expect that of you whether you saw it or not.

To inquiring minds out there: No, I will not tell you what we are talking about!

Well, my pirate name is...

Sir Iron Davy Kidd, esq... "A man to shiver his timber with the best of them. Tall, rugged good looks with rippling muscles and strong hands that make wanton wenches quiver and old maids faint. Master of any ship on any sea, calm or Force-6 gale. A swordsman without peer. Crack shot with musket or pistol at three cable lengths. Expert cannonier. President of the Good Republicans & Old Farts Club of Corsicana... How'd that get in there?

I think... No, I know... Know I am going to be ill!

Bender, ladies get ill. Gentlemen vomit. Robots discharge.

Now, get cracking and bring me ale and rum chaser! Arrrg!

Aye, aye, Captain, me darling! Rum and ale coming right up! You want pickles with them?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrg!

Dirty Bess, you know these two can be real dicks at times..

41 posted on 07/25/2005 3:34:56 PM PDT by sonofatpatcher2 (Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)

To: sonofatpatcher2

GASP!!! Yes, Leela, I know!

LOL!

You funny, Son! I love the dialog thing!

42 posted on 07/25/2005 3:47:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)

To: sonofatpatcher2

43 posted on 07/25/2005 3:48:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)

I love it when you talk dirty, Dirty Bess!

One counter fire back at ya!

44 posted on 07/25/2005 3:57:09 PM PDT by sonofatpatcher2 (Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)

Dialog thing... What dialog thing?

Dirty Bess, me Captain Sir, well, she means how you use me and Leela to talk to yourself.

I have no earthly idea what you are talking about, Bender. You and Leela live here with me and all our other little friends... So how is our actual, real-time conversations considered talking to myself?

Dirty Bess, you better handle this yourself.

Son, get a grip! You don't actually think you live with two cartoon characters, do you?

Well, they are as real as your ever so lovely face, your cascading locks of beautiful hair, those silky, long legs and you rather large... boot cuffs.

Hummm... I see your point, Son. Do they pitch in on the rent?

Leela does occasionally, but Bender is just a freeloading mooch.

45 posted on 07/25/2005 4:16:27 PM PDT by sonofatpatcher2 (Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)

To: sonofatpatcher2

LOL!

All I can think of is how much time it takes you to do that!

LOL!

46 posted on 07/25/2005 4:25:25 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)

Re: "Sadly, I have bad eyes and a strange acrophobia -- I can't be near a window in a skyscraper"
Supersonic JDAM drop marks increase in Raptor capability
Posted by Shazbot29 to MortMan
On News/Activism ^ 07/25/2005 9:23:53 PM CDT · 44 of 45

Shaz... I have bad news and good news...

The bad news is when your team plays my Corsicana T-Patchers, the site has been changed to the 101st floor of the Taipei 101 Tower as a gesture to the Free Republic Yahoo Fantasy Football League's support of Taiwan in its struggles to stay free from those Godless Red Chinese Commies...

It's good to be the Commish, isn't it?

And the good news is we have finalized the outfits for the T-Patcher Cheerleaders...

Yeah, I am really thrilled about this...

47 posted on 07/25/2005 7:54:51 PM PDT by sonofatpatcher2 (Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)

To: sonofatpatcher2

The dreaded double-Lila post.

And I will let my team do its talking.

48 posted on 07/25/2005 8:00:18 PM PDT by Shazbot29 (If you paid attention you'd be worried, too!)

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