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Yahoo Fantasy Football ^ | 7-24-05 | sonfoatpatcher2

[Andyman]

I'm a dead man. What a roster!

[ChewedGum]

Can't be worse than mine...(sigh)

Gum (Houston Fire Ants)

[Jen]

I'll trade my Leftwich for your McNabb. Never heard of him AND I don't like his name - "LEFT"wich!!! hahaha

[sonofatpatcher2]

Hey, Chewie...

I've wanted to say that for real every since I saw Star Wars in 1976!!!

Back to 2005, your Ants have Cal QB Collins, Tenn RB Bennett, NE RB Dillon whose 2004 fantasy points are over 350 and that's just 3 players.

Andy, don't know which team is yours, so I cannot comment...

To both of you, with a 20 team league no one teams is going to be a powerhouse with "All Stars" and all of us are going to have many also rans. Go to the add/drop or trade players. That is part of the fun of running your own team.

Well, that's my 2 cents worth...

[sonofatpatcher2]

Hey Jen, how are you doing today?

Wahoooo Jen, how you like my new shades?

Not now, Bender! This is OFFICIAL Free Republic Yahoo Fantasy Football League Business from the Commissioner of the league... ME!

Okay, I'm sorry...

Now to business... Jen, by the authority of the Free Republic Yahoo Fantasy Football League as High Commissioner of said league, I hereby decree that your player, one Byron Leftwich, position quarterback, will from this moment on and forever now on be known as "Byron Rightwingwich."

This decree is irrevocable and permanent. My staff is already busy notifying Bryon, the Jacksonville Jaguars, the National Football League, all television networks and the print media of this ruling.

Sorry, Jen, but your request to have all your players undergo sex change operations so that your Team Notice would read "Yo fellas! This all girl team is gonna kick yer butts!" cannot be granted. This decision has nothing to do with the fact that your players would then be prettier than my players.

Now, with all Official business out of the way... Jen! You're the little vamp that got Tony Gonzalez... I wanted him bad.

Yeah, Son was moaning and bitching about that all last night!

Well, for once, Bender is telling the truth...

[Jen]

Hi guys! I'm supposed to be working on some VisalBasic projects, but I'm procrastinating... Cool shades Bender! Are you thinking your fantasy football future's so bright you gotta wear shades? ;-)

Thanks Mr Commissioner, with the name change I might be able to tolerate QB "Rightwingwich" on my roster. I mean seriously - the REDstate team can't have a LEFTy leading it on the field!!!

So... now, "who" is that guy? Any of y'all heard of Byron LeftRightwingwich???

T-Man, have you been drinking Bender's WD-40 again??? I don't want my team to have sex changes!!! Ewwwwwwww! Could you imagine how ugly some of those guys would be as girls - especially the 300-pound linemen! 8-/

And... who is this Tony Gonzalez that you want so bad??? Maybe we can work a trade.

[sonofatpatcher2]

Found your team, Andy. Its the Go Fish, right? If so... Me thinks you protest too much...

Gad! You starting roster has 744 2004 fantasy points, so you are far from a dead man! As the luck of the draw goes, you had some...

Yes, your backups suck, but so did mine and everyone elses. Go to add/drop or make some trade...

[Echo Talon]

I'll trade you Kurt Warner for him.

Hmmm... Is Warner starting this year? I'm kinda leaning against it cause he gets hurt alot...

[sonofatpatcher2]

Jen, it is your dazzling beauty that forced me to wear these shade...

Well, Bender ain't telling no lie here!

I've been awake for about 58 of the past 72 hours, so I am a little cattywhompass, so forgive me if I ramble or not make sense...

That must explain me thinking your sent me that request...

Well, back to counting flowers on the wall...

[sonofatpatcher2]

Yes, but remember when Kurt is clicking on all 8 cylinders he is something else!

[sonofatpatcher2]

Stats for Byron Rightwingwich are at:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/6343

Not one of the top QBs but far from the worse... If the Jags do well, so will he....

Hey, Sulu just said Byron Leftwich! I'll beat him till his hide won't hold shucks, Jen!

Good, Bender. We need an example of what happens when you defy the Commish!

[Echo Talon]

ya know what... OK... I'll trade McNabb for Warner. Now how do we do it?

[sonofatpatcher2]

Hi ya, Dirty Bess Bonney!

I broke into this thread 'cause Son is in the can and I finally went to that site on your homepage and got my pirate name.

It is.... Iron Bess Vane!!!!!!!

I love it! And the description: Life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Oh, I'm so pleased I could cry!!!!!

If any of you fantasy football wussies here want to know what your pirate name is, go to:

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/

Well, Son just flushed, so I have to run... And find some poor slugger I can disembowel!

[sonofatpatcher2]

I see Leela's been monkying around on my computer again... Ya' know, if she didn't run around here half naked most of the time, I kick her out on her sweet behind!

Now, to business. I'll set up the trade on Yahoo and you can pull the trigger if you still want to...

Echo Tuffo! Don't do it! Son is getting the better of the deal!

And BTW my pirate name is Rusty Bucket of Blood Jack!

[Monkey Face]

"Iron Bess Vane"????

Whoa!

Somehow, it fits...;o]

[sonofatpatcher2]

Here's Iron Bess Vane kicking Kirk's hinney:

And here's Iron Bess Vane about to show her hinney...

Bender, go get me a beer! Leela.... Eh, Iron Bess, go take your shower!

Monkey face, you have FR mail...

[Monkey Face]

She's really taken with the name, huh?

How does Bender like it?

[sonofatpatcher2]

Yahoo has the trade proposal...

Echo Tangle, think about it? The BUSH BOTS wouldn't be the same without little Donnie McNabb and his Mommie making soup for all of us!

[sonofatpatcher2]

There will be an intermission so I can go over to eBay and list some stuff so I can keep the "Commis," Bender and Leela in beer, cotton candy, cigars and pickles...

[Echo Talon]

Son the deal is complete.. You now have McNabb... :D