Hey Jen, how are you doing today?
Wahoooo Jen, how you like my new shades?
Not now, Bender! This is OFFICIAL Free Republic Yahoo Fantasy Football League Business from the Commissioner of the league... ME!
Okay, I'm sorry...
Now to business... Jen, by the authority of the Free Republic Yahoo Fantasy Football League as High Commissioner of said league, I hereby decree that your player, one Byron Leftwich, position quarterback, will from this moment on and forever now on be known as "Byron Rightwingwich."
This decree is irrevocable and permanent. My staff is already busy notifying Bryon, the Jacksonville Jaguars, the National Football League, all television networks and the print media of this ruling.
Sorry, Jen, but your request to have all your players undergo sex change operations so that your Team Notice would read "Yo fellas! This all girl team is gonna kick yer butts!" cannot be granted. This decision has nothing to do with the fact that your players would then be prettier than my players.
Now, with all Official business out of the way... Jen! You're the little vamp that got Tony Gonzalez... I wanted him bad.
Yeah, Son was moaning and bitching about that all last night!
Well, for once, Bender is telling the truth...