Hi ya, Dirty Bess Bonney! I broke into this thread 'cause Son is in the can and I finally went to that site on your homepage and got my pirate name.
It is.... Iron Bess Vane!!!!!!!
I love it! And the description: Life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
Oh, I'm so pleased I could cry!!!!!
If any of you fantasy football wussies here want to know what your pirate name is, go to:
http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/
Well, Son just flushed, so I have to run... And find some poor slugger I can disembowel!