1 posted on
07/27/2005 12:52:08 PM PDT by
Lori675
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To: Lori675
80 virgins? Are they getting so desperate for suicide bombers that they had to up the number of virgins in the afterlife?
2 posted on
07/27/2005 12:54:06 PM PDT by
Celtjew Libertarian
(Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
To: Lori675
That idiot was so stupid and greedy he thought he was going to get an extra eight virgins.
3 posted on
07/27/2005 12:54:19 PM PDT by
Andy from Beaverton
(I only vote Republican to stop the Democrats)
To: Lori675
Wait a minute! I thought it was 72 virgins.
Now there getting 80 virgins.
Where did the 8 extra virgins come from.
4 posted on
07/27/2005 12:54:25 PM PDT by
Lori675
To: Lori675
80 virgins? He ain't worth an old crone.
5 posted on
07/27/2005 12:54:54 PM PDT by
brooklyn dave
(I got rejected from "Mullah Omar's Eye for the Infidel Guy")
To: Lori675
So, what's next? 90 virgins? Sounds like a "virgin bubble" is developing.
6 posted on
07/27/2005 12:54:59 PM PDT by
RexBeach
(Pardon me, but is that a malaise sandwich in your pocket or are you just glad to be in a funk?)
To: Lori675
He gets eighty of these
8 posted on
07/27/2005 12:56:12 PM PDT by
pikachu
(What if there were no more hypothetical questions?)
To: Lori675
I have a serious question about all this ...
What exactly do dead Muslims do with the 72 virgins?
11 posted on
07/27/2005 12:58:08 PM PDT by
dartuser
(It is unbelievable what an unbeliever will believe to remain an unbeliever.)
To: Lori675
If you were going to have 80 women in the afterlife, wouldn't you want just a few to know what to do?
12 posted on
07/27/2005 12:58:29 PM PDT by
edpc
To: Lori675
I've never quite gotten the 70 or 80 virgins thing. I mean it would be nice to have each one for a week or two but were talking eternity here. Do you have to put up with all of them for the whole stretch, because if you do it's starting to sound a lot like HE** instead of heaven
15 posted on
07/27/2005 1:01:04 PM PDT by
kublia khan
(absolute war brings total victory)
To: Lori675
I thought it was 72 virgins. And anyway, what if you get tired of virgins after the first dozen or so? And even if you don't, what do you do when you're done deflowering your share?
To: Lori675
80 virgins...
The rates have gone up...
24 posted on
07/27/2005 1:05:18 PM PDT by
mewzilla
(Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
To: Lori675
Looks like more than 80. I dunno....I got bored and lost count.
26 posted on
07/27/2005 1:05:24 PM PDT by
edpc
To: Lori675
Gee... what a "reward"... 80 women, none of whom know what they're doing in bed. Call me spoiled, I guess.
To: Lori675
You sure it wasn't 80 vegans? What with the accent and all, perhaps it sounded as if he said 80 virgins. His chance of getting either is about the same.
30 posted on
07/27/2005 1:07:27 PM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(...forgiving (terrorists) is God's function. Our job is to arrange the mtg.-N. Schwartzkopf)
To: Lori675
80? Why settle for only 72? Hold out for 10% more...
31 posted on
07/27/2005 1:07:55 PM PDT by
weegee
(If HATE is not a family value, then CHILD ABUSE (i.e. abortion) is not a choice.)
To: Lori675
Do you get the impression that Islamic men don't get enough sex? Why are they obsessed with this virgin stuff?
It just proves that if you deny sex to men, they go crazy.
To: Lori675
They claim to hold their woman in high regard yet fanticize about passing time in Paradise deflowering 80 virgins.
36 posted on
07/27/2005 1:10:01 PM PDT by
IamConservative
(The true character of a man is revealed in what he does when no one is looking.)
To: Lori675
What - they are such special homicide bombers that they deserve the 11.11% increase in virgins? Is there an outcry amongst the families of those promised only 72? Murderous heathens.
To: Lori675
"we used to sit outside our parents' houses to smoke."
Not a very good Muslim.
To: Lori675
43 posted on
07/27/2005 1:12:16 PM PDT by
mcg1969
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