[Welsh Rabbit]

I've never quite gotten the 70 or 80 virgins thing. I mean it would be nice to have each one for a week or two but were talking eternity here.

Me too. Even if you just limit yourself to one a year, that's still less than a blip of time in eternity (plus your virgins would be getting kinda old after some decades). Anyways, as much as I love sex, I'm thinking there's probably something a whole lot better in the afterlife.

[Bringbackthedraft]

There is no need for sex in the afterlife. When you get to the pearly gates St. Peter gives you an orgasmatron ball that needs no batteries. The best part is you don't have to buy it dinner or listen to it whine.