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To anyone who hasn't seen it yet, Mind of Mencia on Wed nites is right up a FReepers alley.

He disses *everyone*.

My favorite joke so far --

"To those people who think we went into Iraq for oil, nah, that's thinking too little. We're Americans, we think big. The oil isn't one fraction of the money we're going to fu** you out of when we open WalMarts over there! Achmed is gonna be wearing a turban with a Nike swoosh!

40 posted on 07/28/2005 6:15:59 AM PDT by Dominic Harr
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To: Dominic Harr
"To those people who think we went into Iraq for oil, nah, that's thinking too little. We're Americans, we think big. The oil isn't one fraction of the money we're going to fu** you out of when we open WalMarts over there! Achmed is gonna be wearing a turban with a Nike swoosh!

I've got to catch more of his act, but I really miss Sam Kinison.

I remember when I was invited to a cookout while I was stationed in Germany. As usual, I was the only white guy there (my ADA unit was 2/3 black, and my S-4 section was 3/4 black). I was invited to try a plate of chitlins, and I think the NCO's wife was a bit surprised that I ate the entire portion.

About an hour later (and after several beers), she asked me how I liked the chitlins. I replied, "they were great, but for some reason, I really feel like dancing now." Everybody busted out laughing (I've always been known for quick, and un-PC witticisms, plus I'd been in the same battalion for over 3 years).

Nowadays, I wonder how that remark would have been treated. Back then, the only color that I knew was "olive drab". I really miss being part of an organization where you looked out for your buddy's back.

51 posted on 07/28/2005 11:20:17 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (The only NOC list containing the name of Valerie Plame was stolen by Ethan Hunt.)
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