Posted on 07/28/2005 7:44:44 AM PDT by ZGuy
:-).
I know how you love good literature.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great, thanks for much for posting this & pinging me.
Thanks for the PING!!!
She was the kind of woman who could send the Victoria's Secret salesgirls into flurries of frustrating eight-dollar-an-hour frenzy as they fought fiercly for a delicate way to explain that size 20 panties were not sold out, merely never produced, while secretly wishing she could be convinced to purchase size eights for her face.
"8. With a curvaceous figure that Venus would have envied, a tanned, unblemished oval face framed with lustrous thick brown hair, deep azure-blue eyes fringed with long black lashes, perfect teeth that vied for competition, and a small straight nose, Marilee had a beauty that defied description."
LOL! I remember that one.
But really the Santa one is the best.
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