To: atomicpossum; badgerlandjim; BibChr; bushrocks04; Caleb1411; Catspaw; Chancellor Palpatine; ...
2 posted on
07/28/2005 7:45:08 AM PDT by
ZGuy
To: ZGuy
6 posted on
07/28/2005 8:11:28 AM PDT by
Bernard Marx
(Don't make the mistake of interpreting my Civility as Servility)
To: STARWISE
Winner: Detective Patricia wrote out the phrase 'It was a dark and stormy night' exactly seventy-two times, which was the same number of times she stabbed her now quickly-rotting husband, and the same number of pages she ripped out of 'He's Just Not That Into You' by Greg Behrendt to scatter around the room -- not because she was obsessive compulsive, or had any sentimental attachment to the number seventy-two, but because she'd always wanted to give those quacks at CSI a hard time. (Kari A. Stiller College Station, TX) "He's Just Not That Into You" ping :-).
8 posted on
07/28/2005 8:17:25 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
(Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
To: ZGuy
Hey, ZGuy - Many thanks for the ping!! I love the Bulwer-Lytton Awards!!
...Huns batted in. LOL - pure genius!
9 posted on
07/28/2005 8:18:23 AM PDT by
badgerlandjim
(Hillary Clinton is to politics as Helen Thomas is to beauty)
To: ZGuy
It was a dark and stormy night...
12 posted on
07/28/2005 8:25:55 AM PDT by
cloud8
To: ZGuy
Great, thanks for much for posting this & pinging me.
24 posted on
07/28/2005 10:49:43 AM PDT by
jocon307
(Can we close the border NOW?)
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