[DumpsterDiver]

EEEWWWW! The Heart Castle, which proves that kitsch can be excecuted in imported tile and florentine marble just as easily as in plastic,

There's a great view, plenty of privacy (after I shut down those tours) and I like the indoor pool.

provided you have a big enough budget?

I don't.

[Clemenza]

I'd knock down the castle, but keep the pool area. The actual castle is a-s ugly.