[FBD]

>"Best thing for me with the danes is completely ignore"<

Good point. I don't normally correct people because of spelling. I find this dane character just too ignorant and repulsive, however. It was just a way of venting on the little twit.


"Ode to the Spell Checker"

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew

[Happy2BMe]

The word is fitting. It aptly personifies the OBL - from head to toe:

Main Entry: ¹twit
Pronunciation: 'twit
Function: noun
1 : an act of twitting : TAUNT
2 : a silly annoying person : FOOL