[RaceBannon]

1.) Why do Conn. drivers slow down for no reason at all.

ANSWER: Because someone from Massachusetts is in front of them driving slower than the speed limit with their right blinker on for the last 5 miles...


2.) What constitutes a traffic slow down.

ANSWER: See Above


3.) Do Conn. signs that warn of a traffic slow down make a slow down?

ANSWER: Only if stuck behind someone from Massachusetts who still has their blinker on or didn't even bother to use their blinker when they did turn.


4.) Is the unacknowledged speed limit in Conn. 100 mph.

ANSWER: No, it is 15 miles above posted limit. 100 MPH is only cars from other states trying to get to Massachusetts for the cheaper gas before they run out in Connecticut on I-95 and have to pay over $2.60 for the 87 octane...

[Little Bill]

Two faults with your premis:

A:) No Masshole ever uses their blinkers, the useless lever to the left.

B:) Every Masshole is trained from birth to stay in the pack. Don't be first, don't be last, and above all don't throw your beer cans out the window.

I wish NJ was closer to the Mass Border, 40 cents a gallon difference, Deisel.