Scene opens on nice 'quiet' street in Binghamingtontrollopshire on Cheddar...the heee-haaaawwww of sirens and 500 English coppers run into the street.
Politely knocking on the door...
"Scuse me Sir, we have a warrent for your arrest and to search the premises...."
"You whot?"...
"Yes, is this the residence of Mr. Ahlalmalam poopla mohammamadoulia?"
"'oooo the bleedin' 'ell wants to know?"
"Well actually, Sir, er ah, Mr. Mohammamadoulia...I'm with Scotland Yard and the Crown suspects you might...perhaps, maybe...well we think you might have 50kg of C4 expolsives that were brought here last night...perhaps, we'd just like to take a look around?
"ooohhhh nooo, I have no such material here, it was modeling clay that we purchased for our own personal use...
"Oh, OK...please accept our apologies and go on with your shoeless praying on the rugs or whatever..."
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You get the idea..eh whot??
I wonder how many non-Muslim criminals will start wearing turbans and carrying Korans so they can avoid police questioning.
"Honest, copper. I'm a Muslim, I am! See? I got me Koran and me turban roight 'ere, I do! Wot? The DVD player and TV you saw me carrying out the smashed door of that appliance shop? That's for watching me prayers! Now, bug off copper, 'efore I call the Town Race Council!"
warrent=warrant/.....DUR!!