Hey, Valerie...look at the flattering terms in which the whiney, loafer-wearing, cappuccino-drinking media scum are describing your neck of the woods.
You're going to need a giant fumigation system after all that vermin leaves.
It's a satire piece...and a good one...but the best satire always has the ring of truth...you can just HEAR these whiners whining.
I bet Dubya knocks on the glass at 'em every once in a while from inside the ranch and waves....