They're not collegiate, but in the same OT vein, what about the Milwaukee Bucks?;)
Way too capitalist, clearly.
Or just maybe, as their jersey used to feature (may still do -- I don't watch the NDJSBA, the No-Defense Jam and Slam Basketball Association, any more, haven't for years) the nickname of Milwaukee's team is about full racks.
The admission of which fact, of course, would doubtless entice the PC nazis (n.b. no nazi ever deserves capitalisation) to begin arguing for women to be placed on the team. Affirmative action, and all that.
Perhaps they can have two balls (not the league; they've none, but the players) on the court at the same time, the 29-inch ball for the ladies, and the normal 30-inch ball for the players.
Extra point(s) awarded for a guyshotgalshot in sequence, less than 2 seconds apart? Why not?
Great Bloody **rist, wtf IS this nonsense?! I can only hope that Dante Aligheri consigned those who would further wreck what was once a very fine game to a separate circle in Il Inferno, one within and without which **absolutely** no travelling is allowed.