Posted on 08/06/2005 2:23:46 AM PDT by F14 Pilot
My Moonbat Meter pegged out. Too much of a good thing, ya know...
There was one fun evening (morning in the U.S.) when the moonbats started with their "Nuke Mecca" stuff and a bunch of us got on there and started making fun of them. We were nuking everything. We nuked countries just because their names sounded funny, we nuked Hollywood, I slipped a nuke in on the Dallas Cowboys...
It was rather therapeutic.
And the moonbats never figured out we were having our fun at their expense.
Like the Randy Newman song, Political Science...
No one likes us
I don't know why.
We may not be perfect
But heaven knows we try.
But all around even our old friends put us down.
Let's drop the big one and see what happens.
We give them money
But are they grateful?
No they're spiteful
And they're hateful.
They don't respect us so let's surprise them;
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them.
Now Asia's crowded
And Europe's too old.
Africa's far too hot,
And Canada's too cold.
And South America stole our name.
Let's drop the big one; there'll be no one left to blame us.
Bridge:
We'll save Australia;
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo.
We'll build an all-American amusement park there;
They've got surfing, too.
Well, boom goes London,
And boom Paris.
More room for you
And more room for me.
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town.
Oh, how peaceful it'll be;
We'll set everybody free;
You'll have Japanese kimonos, baby,
There'll be Italian shoes for me.
They all hate us anyhow,
So let's drop the big one now.
Let's drop the big one now.
I'm off to work. Take care all...
I slipped a nuke in on the Dallas Cowboys...
"LOL - my tagline is what precludes me from getting too mixed up in comments like that."
Where's the fun in that? ;)
I'll post one about the various types of automobile engines and how to maintain and repair them.
I'll take computer programming.
Somebody got mad at me for nailing the Cowboys on the "Nuke Everything" thread. He told me to "lay off of" them.
I responded "Too late.
The button has already been pushed. It has been launched.
No more Dallas Cowboys."
I guess I'm not very compassionate. ;-)
Making fun of them...now, that's a good time.
I'll have to start another "nuke" thread next time they start get out of hand. LOL
'Notes have been strapped to the groin of every victim. "Do not be angry or shocked," the notes say in Pashtu. "These are the bodies of agents of the USA...'
Love to get my hands on one of those notes! I've read better plots in old Phantom comics...
President Bush could retire tomorrow, and he would STILL go down in history as one of our greatest Presidents. He has been successful in so many ways, during the harshest times America has endured, suffered fools, liars (rather), terrorists (MSM), islamic terrorists, teddy-bare kennedy, dashole, reed, pelosi, waxman, lee, waters etc etc etc.
bin hidin' will get his one day. My faith in GOD, and our President (and military/intelligence community) assures me of this fact.
LLS
I think he's in Iran.
Where is Mullah Omar? How hard should it be to find a one-eyed sheik? I realize many of them have lost eyes ... but the field is truly narrowed down.
"No more Dallas Cowboys"
The only two ways I can justify nuking the Dallas Cowgirls is if they were A)playing the Cleve Brownies, or B)playing the Baltimore cRavens....We must maintain our standards after all.
If I had to put money on it, I'd say he's in Saudi Arabia, at a relatives palace, sitting in the lap of luxury. Why Saudi Arabia? Friends and family.
He's thinks the same as any criminal who breaks out of prison -- wants to go where they'll take him in. The other advantage is our guys can't go running into Saudi Arabia to get him. And he knows it.
Or he's living some place under our noses. That would fit with his self concepts of invincibility and ego. In that case, I'd look at Miami, New York or Tampa. He'll be drawn to our military -- and where intelligence officers are -- and to where Jews live. He wants to "engage" without really engaging. He hungers for the illusion of "action".
Third choice would be Iran -- medical care, freedom to move around but the price is probably too high, and it's not a safe place -- too many folks would talk -- gossip would get out.
He's someplace protected, nice, with amenities, family, doctors, and communications.
Start the search here...
http://www.travelocity.com/
Megaton bombs were dropped at the rate of 260 a day to ferret out the terrorists.
If I'm not mistaken, a "Megaton" bomb has a yield at least 50 times that of those dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
And we dropped 260 a day. Wow. It's a wonder there's a mountain left.
Of course, it's possible the "reporter" or "journalist" got it wrong and didn't know what a megaton is.
>>"6'6' and 150 lbs." Sheesh!
No 'ready to wear' for Osama! Just locate his tailor.
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