''Runaway Bride'' Ready to Tie the Knot

kyw1060.com ^ | 8/6/05 | unknown

[beyond the sea]

Word out of Duluth, Georgia is that runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks is ready to take the plunge with her fiancé, John Mason, 3½ months after wedding-day jitters prompted her to skip town and claim she was abducted.

The two have reportedly registered at Pottery Barn. The registry lists things like dining room furniture, a desk and some wine glasses, but shoppers say that's not what Wilbanks really needs:

"How about a mirror to take a look at herself?"

"A suitcase."

"A ball and chain to tie her to the room when he comes in."

"She should be registered at Athlete's Foot, right? Have sneakers!"

Wilbanks fled her fractured fairy tale wedding in April, attracting worldwide ridicule. Still, people say, they're hoping for a happy ending.

[Jim Noble]

The bride is registered at psychotherapy.com

[DCPatriot]

Those were implants, btw.

btw = but they're wonderful?

;^)

[beyond the sea]

Sadly, the media will follow this bim through the divorice and remarriage as well.

I think she may get herself together. The love of a dedicated, loving husband, and a fair dose of firmness along the line can do wonders. I hope it works for them.

[beyond the sea]

The bride is registered at psychotherapy.com

LOL ........... perhaps:

str8jackets4theweary.com

[Sloth]

Pottery Barn online registry doesn't show them listed.

[beyond the sea]

Those were implants, btw. btw = but they're wonderful?

Yeh, they are. They looked fine when she was walking to or from court one day in a nice tight white t-shirt and a blue unbuttoned button-down sweater that she was quite careful to wear just so.......... it was hanging carefully to the sides of those attractive things.

;-)

[jaydubya2]

You know the old saying "Crazy in bed, Crazy in the head". (and visaversa)

[Sloth]

I still say that Mason guy killed her. He has those shifty eyes, you know.

[beyond the sea]

aliases

[jaydubya2]

You are very attentive to (certain) detail(s)!

[DCPatriot]

Ah, yes. Out of all the video we've seen, that short walk in that tight tee-shirt is still the highlite for me.

[beyond the sea]

true ...........

[beyond the sea]

You are very attentive to (certain) detail(s)!

I felt the need to be observant of her that day.

;-)

[maggief]

[beyond the sea]

So NICE!

[Asfarastheeastisfromthewest...]

Hahahah... good one - but you're going to have to peel off a slice of that 20 bucks as your contribution to my keyboard. Your vasectomy comment reminds me of a comment made yesterday on a thread about an employer who wanted to force an employee to have an abortion. "The only understandable thing that was ever said about abortion was that it removed forever from the gene pool the defective genes of those who would murder their own children."

[beyond the sea]

We're a little sick ....... but, whatever.

;-)

[rawhide]

I heard this on Thursday afternoon listening to the local radio, here in Georgia. It was reported that this rumor was being talked about, but was found to be false.

[beyond the sea]

YOI!!!! So nice.

[Uncle Vlad]

No kidding. Perfect example that the gates of hell lock from the inside. I'm beginning to think that he's as sick as she is. "Isn't he noble for putting up with someone so ill?" I can hear it already.