[FreedomCalls]

A few friends and I are forming a small local "liberal" group to organize several activities. We are going to apply for some funding from this group, organize (that is post a few flyers and the like) a few totally unorganized liberal wastes of time, and pocket the money. Works for me. Any ideas for what sort of liberal circle jerks we could organize that would make lefties look stupid and at the same time allow us proper cover for pocketing the money? It's hard to come up with stupider stuff than they already do. Of course, those could already be undercover conservatives trying to make the left look stupid.

[CasearianDaoist]

Say, this is a great find: Kudos to you.

I particularly like this bit:

PETA has a powerful DVD with shocking undercover videos documenting chicken abuse

Quite a peckish lot, I'd say.

I will forgo the obvious pun about "foul play," but will remark that I am surprised that the reporter managed to restrain himself here.

Too funny.

If our civilization survives these idiots and common sense prevails, some cultural historian somewhere in the future will have a high old time rooting around in the lunacies of our age.

[CasearianDaoist]

Gee, it gets even better. From the golf article:

The first meeting she'll seek, she said, will be with Chuck Fruit, senior president of worldwide media and alliances for Coca-Cola, the world's No. 1 soft-drink company.

What hilarity! One cannot make this stuff up. Bet Chick got his position purely based on his name. I know I would hind that moniker hard to resist if I were looking to hire a "senior president of worldwide media and alliances." Take that, Tropicana!

Now i have to ask: If we could get Mr Chuck Fruit to hitch up with the PETA crowd over at KFC, would they "throw in the fowl?"

[CharlesWayneCT]

Can I recommend actually doing real work and giving them real ideas that would actually improve our country?

If they are funding think tanks, lets help them out. Thinking isn't our enemy, it is our friend. If democrats start thinking, it can only help our country.

So let's help with think tanks that can explain that the compassionate thing to do isn't to give money to people and support their victimhood. Let's research how guns make people safer, and how killing unborn children has desensitized the nation to the concept of caring for the helpless.

Lets show them that forcing poor people into public schools just creates another generation of incompetence.