As Mr. Burns would say, "Eeeexcellent!"
I have sworn for years that if I ever encounterd these idiots in person that I would go in and get some chicken just ot eat in front of them, so I pulled right in. I was the only car in the parking lot just before noon, and the only customer in the place, much to the delight of PETA. I asken for a small serving of chicken and the manager asked "Are you with them?" pointing at the morons. "No, as a matter of fact I am going to go picket them!" I responded. He asked "regular or crispy" processed my order and said "On The House, go get em". So I did. Many of my FReeper FRiends know that I can be a handfull when I picket leftists, and this was no exception.
I proceeded out to my truck, and like the well prepared FReeper that I am, I came up with a large cardboard box and a giant black marker. I cut up the box, taped it up to make a sign and then in big black letters I wrote "IGNORE PETA, EAT CHICKEN". I then grabbed a drumstick and proceeded to ruin their party.
I stationed myself on the sidewalk a comfortable distance up traffic from them and started my protest. Holding my sign with one hand and gnawing on a drumstick. It was fun, and their leader was not amused. He came up to me whining something about not caring about chicken cruelty and I said to him point blank "LEAVE ME ALONE". The was not good enough for this PETA puke so he continued to stand at a safe distance and try to talk some sense into me. What he didn't know was that I am well versed on PETA and was laying for him.
"So what to you have against PETA?" he asked, so I told him that they there are right up there with commie eco-terrorists in my book (while gnawing on a drumstick). Then I would yell out to the passing cars "Finger Lickin Good!" and wave my drumstick in the air.
This leftist PETA group leader obviously had never encountered a FReeper before, so he tried the dialog approach. LOL! He told me all about him being an employee of PETA and was from Virginia. He was on a 15 state tour and had about 10 college chicks with him (He was in his mid-20's and wasn't there just for the chickens I guess). Well, a real live EMPLOYEE of PETA, and I'm standing there gnawing on chicken. Opportunity knocking, time to sieze the day.
"Don't you care about the welfare of chickens?" he asked. "Nope" I said as I threw the drumstick bone in the truck and grabbed a thigh, extra crispy. "My turn" I said, "What about those PETA employees that just got caught throwing 30 or so dog and cat carcasses in a dumpster?". "They don't work for PETA anymore", he replied. "Where is the naked woman in a cage? Come on, your PETA, lets see your naked woman in a cage". "So your from Virginia, well son, this is Wyoming. Are you brain dead?" He was speechless, LOL!
The whole time this is going on, the good citizens of Cheyenne, Wyoming were cruising by. Then they came for chicken. I would see a ranch vehicle approacing and hold up my sign and chicken thigh, yelling "Finger Licken Good!". The brakes and turn signal would come on and here they came, yelling at PETA as they entered the parking lot and walked into the building. Then they would exit with a drumstick in their hand and yell at the PETA people some more. In 15 minuets the parking lot was full and the driveup had a line. I was having fun pointing that out.
Then the press showed up. Two newspaper photographers showed up, running all over the place snapping photos. They loved taking pictures of me gnawing on that chicken. LOL! They would line me up with all those chicken costumes in the background.
What a hoot! Thanks KFC!
PETA packed up and left.
ROTFLMAO!!! I can just SEE ya doing this! You lucky dog!
Lemme guess, the KFC they were protesting was in a WASP neighborhood, right?
I'd like to see them protest a fried chicken place in Oakland, Atlanta, or South Dallas.
Absolutely awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As Mr. Burns would say, "Eeeexcellent!"
Absolutely fabulous!!
Thank you for sharing this!! WooHoo!!
Hi Columbia FReepers. I miss you-guys.
Amusing and effective. Thanks for sharing. :-)
This is one great read! I laughed so hard my sides are hurting. Wish I could have seen you in action!
Ping-a-roo.
What fun!
What're you? some kinda commie??
Seriously, nice work..enjoying some homemade fried chicken myself this evening.
LOL! Great job!!
WAY TO GO, Trteamer!!!! I love it! If there was a KFC within a hundred miles of here, I'd go order some just to honor you! LOL You've got me "cacklin'" over the "roosting" you gave PETA. They cried fowl, and you laid a golden egg....after eating KFC. I have to wing it to you, you rule the roost! Cockadoodledoooooooooooooooooo....
Oh, man.. I'm laughing so hard picturing this. How COOL!
My husband had chickens he raised from babies. He'd eat the eggs. Me, personally, I couldn't eat the eggs.. not because Im an egg hater.. but after cracking open one to put in an omelet..and seeing eyes stare up at me..
Anyway, I know chickens aren't as dumb as we think, and I don't like the thought of "inhumane" beatings and alleged "cruelty". however.. chickens are part of the food chain. And you sure as hell wouldnt see me standing in front of a KFC in a silly chicken suit. These people have nothing better to do? sheesh.
I ought to watch out, eh? Most of my chickens died in a coop fire caused by a faulty heater. Those that didnt fry darn near froze to death. I don't think PETA would like to have heard the jokes that day.. LOL
It's a fact that there is a certain percentage of animal parts in all our foods-Grains included, due to bugs, rodents, etc slipping into the machinery. The government actually allows a certain percentage. Hmm.. do those hypocritical PETAns realize they eat meat too, whether they like it or not. Ha Ha.. jokes on them
I also love the Carls JR commercial where they try to get the chicken to do stuff like, "Chicken, collate" "Chickens are only good for one thing, eating" PETA must fume at that commercial.
