Embarrassing, well to say the least...the right wing would have quite a feast
Bill Clinton was warned of the al Qaeda cells
He kept it secret from the Bush team and said, "Oh, what the hell"
Ashcroft had testified info wasn't shared...it's time for Clinton to be scared
He knew the truth...danger's great
But he's too busy, he had a date
When it's found out, people won't let it lie
Hillary, kiss your butt goodbye
They are to blame that we were hit
Those lying scum are full of it
Oh where oh where have the papers gone
Bill chose Berger, the choice was wrong
And just like terrorists they caught him by chance
Some agents had looked over as he's stuffing them down his pants
As the truth comes out, some will turn up the heat
Bush's team sees this as such a treat
Subterfuge from evil DemocRATS
It's no wonder that they're called sewer rats
Bill's lost his mind and screams under duress
"Monica, don't get it on your dress!"
Poor Sandy thinks there may be danger near
He's trembling as he says, "I'm out of here"
A coverup...will he join Bill for the ride
He says he'll be no Arkancide
Oh where oh where have the papers gone
Bill chose Berger, the choice was wrong
And just like terrorists they caught him by chance
Some agents had looked over as he's stuffing them down his pants
Did his package grow? What is in his pants?
I think we'd like to know...Sandy, time to dance
Oh, did his package grow? What is in his pants?
I think we'd like to know...Sandy, time to dance
I love your poem. You are the best.