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To: msmagoo54

Litigation attorneys fees? Do the 'parents' have any money? Probably not but ABC and the vendors sure do.


20 posted on 08/11/2005 10:05:01 AM PDT by cyborg (I'm having the best day ever.)
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To: cyborg
Litigation attorneys fees? Do the 'parents' have any money? Probably not but ABC and the vendors sure do.

Reminds me of an old Bloom County comic where Steve Dallas was punched by Sean Penn. He thought of suing Penn, but was afraid he'd get beat up again. Then Madonna, but she'd probably beat him up too. Then Opus, who got him into the mess in the first place, but Opus has no money, "The first rule of litigation. Never, ever sue someone who has no money."

Then it hit him: "I blame Nikolta Camera Corp. As the manufacturer, they were criminally negligent in not placing a warning label reading 'Serious bodily injury could result from photographing rampaging Hollywood hotheads'."

34 posted on 08/11/2005 10:35:12 AM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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