"Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les, and for those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys....Film at eleven."
There's no parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but...Oh my God, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Johnny, this is terrible . . . Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! . . . Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this! I don't know how much longer I can hold my position here, Johnny....>click<Les? Les? Are you there?