"Whenever I saw or heard Jesse Helms, I could always hear the theme from "Deliverence" playing in the background."
I wouldn't feel quite so smug, being unable to spell "deliverance," if I were you.
I've never claimed to be an excellent speller. I went to a Publik Skool ya know. Besides, who needs to spell when there is spell check?
Clemenza's a Yankee colonist. Pay no attention to the invader behind the curtain...