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Pease Porridge Zot, Pease Porridge Cold, Trolls Sitting in a Pot, Nine Days Old
International Legume Coalition

Posted on 08/13/2005 10:02:43 AM PDT by fox news fan

Edited on 08/13/2005 10:14:35 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

War! - huh- yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War! – huh – yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y’all
War! – huh – good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Yes, how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky ?
Yes, how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry ?
Yes, how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died ?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for soldiers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: darkshearekeyword; hastalavistababy; irishthatcherite; kayak; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; peas; peaseporridgezot; penguinhumor; rkbawashere; troll; whirledpeas; zawt; zot
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1 posted on 08/13/2005 10:02:43 AM PDT by fox news fan
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To: fox news fan

Welcome to Free Republic. Great post. Cough.


2 posted on 08/13/2005 10:05:03 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 ("The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them."-Wm. Clayton)
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To: fox news fan

NB4TZ?


3 posted on 08/13/2005 10:05:28 AM PDT by SIDENET ("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred")
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To: fox news fan

LOL. Nothing going on elsewhere to keep the trolls busy?


4 posted on 08/13/2005 10:05:49 AM PDT by Bahbah (Air America: kids-for-kilowatts)
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To: Darksheare

WEll? Where are you?


5 posted on 08/13/2005 10:17:57 AM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: fox news fan

Fresh troll?


6 posted on 08/13/2005 10:19:36 AM PDT by datura (Molon Labe)
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To: fox news fan

Yep, it's that time again. I smell the ozone.


7 posted on 08/13/2005 10:21:24 AM PDT by stbdside
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To: fox news fan
GEEEEZ! Learn How To Post, At Least!
Click the Pic J

8 posted on 08/13/2005 10:21:36 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: fox news fan

Why don't you toddle off and visualize your whirled peas.


9 posted on 08/13/2005 10:21:39 AM PDT by Fudd Fan (fiat voluntas Tua)
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To: fox news fan
I hate peas.

Not even Alton Brown can make me eat them.

10 posted on 08/13/2005 10:21:49 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (When I walk into Sanctuary the band plays "Sweet Home Alabama")
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11 posted on 08/13/2005 10:22:13 AM PDT by pabianice
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To: fox news fan

Peas? I'd sell me bloomin' soul for buttered peas!


12 posted on 08/13/2005 10:22:59 AM PDT by JimRed ("Hey, hey, Teddy K., how many girls did you drown today?")
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To: fox news fan
Maybe we are getting a better class of troll?

IB4TZ?

5.56mm

13 posted on 08/13/2005 10:24:15 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: fox news fan

Clean up on Aisle 9, thank you


14 posted on 08/13/2005 10:24:28 AM PDT by SoftballMominVA
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To: fox news fan

15 posted on 08/13/2005 10:25:17 AM PDT by uglybiker (Did ya hear the one about the cannibal who passed his best friend in the forest?)
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To: fox news fan
Troollll meat is yummmmy.


16 posted on 08/13/2005 10:26:12 AM PDT by Delta 21 (Its only funny till someone gets hurt, Then its HILARIOUS.)
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To: fox news fan
What the hell does all that mean?


17 posted on 08/13/2005 10:27:41 AM PDT by andyandval
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To: fox news fan

Catchy thread title. Must be courtesy of our wonderful Mods! :)


18 posted on 08/13/2005 10:28:55 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: fox news fan
Are you saying to visualize whirled peas???
19 posted on 08/13/2005 10:31:45 AM PDT by SkyDancer ("It Is Better To Have Loved And Lost Than To Be Married To A Psycho For The Rest Of Your Life")
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20 posted on 08/13/2005 10:31:57 AM PDT by CyberAnt (President Bush: "America is the greatest nation on the face of the earth")
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To: fox news fan

Go back to DU, you Creature of the Green Legume.


21 posted on 08/13/2005 10:31:58 AM PDT by Horatio Gates (What's the matter boy? He ain't gonna bite you. That's good terrorist. Good and dead.)
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To: fox news fan; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; MeekOneGOP; ...

22 posted on 08/13/2005 10:32:26 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage)
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To: fox news fan

We do not participate in Troll ApPEASEment. Please adjust your FR Systems Monitoring device. Our unofficial motto is: Let's Roll. Not, Let's Troll.


23 posted on 08/13/2005 10:34:17 AM PDT by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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To: M Kehoe; All
Maybe we are getting a better class of troll?

Alas, no.

Original title: “Peace Medley (A Free Republic Sing Along Thread).”

In lieu of flowers, staff provided legumes, after this troll’s untimely and violent demise.

24 posted on 08/13/2005 10:34:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: fox news fan

Huffing Dust Off with give you a much better thrill than plain pot.

Start immediately.


25 posted on 08/13/2005 10:34:22 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from Earth. Liberals are from Uranus.(c))
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International Legume Coalition! LOL!
 
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Fluffy is amused!

26 posted on 08/13/2005 10:35:30 AM PDT by timpad (For those who understand, no explanation is necessary. For those who don't, no explanation suffices.)
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27 posted on 08/13/2005 10:36:04 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Boom!)
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“Soooo long, it's been good 'ta know 'ya” -Woody Guthrie
28 posted on 08/13/2005 10:37:05 AM PDT by johnny7 (I like ya, Lloyd. I always liked ya. You were always the best of 'em.)
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To: fox news fan

actually, war is good for a great many things.

for example: all current technological sophistication, including medicine, is derived from advances made possible/necessary by war.

only Kumbayaa-chanting lotus-eaters are so stupid as to fail to know this.


29 posted on 08/13/2005 10:37:25 AM PDT by King Prout (and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
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To: fox news fan

MUST be sung like Quint from Jaws)

Farewell and adieu to you lame trollish baby,
Farewell and adieu to you troll so damn lame;
For you've received voltage fit to fry up your body,
And no one, save DUmmies, shall see ye again.

(chorus)
We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Viking Kitties,
We’ll rant and we’ll rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!

You "good" Leftist Brownshirt, you Jew-hating motard,
Your spelling of "ISREAL" makes no damn sense;
George Soros has funded your meatpuppet antics -
Delightful, this waste of his dollars and cents!

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Viking Kitties,
We’ll rant and we’ll rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!

We've given you leeway and chances uncounted,
We've given you leeway, and coddled you, dear;
But now you've been cornered by your own short-comings -
Deserving of mocking, and worthy of jeer.

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Viking Kitties,
We’ll rant and we’ll rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!

You burble and drool, an inveterate ass-hat,
You ALL-CAP and mis-spell, and bumble your tense;
Posting absurdity void of all reason -
An illiterate peon who never repents.

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Viking Kitties,
We’ll rant and we’ll rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!

Your errors are many, your logic is absent,
Your cranial vacuum all your posts betray;
Your break from reality all data point to -
You'll wind up committed, some sunny day.

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Viking Kitties,
We’ll rant and we’ll rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!

You gibber and bark like a retarded moonbat,
You quiver and belch, lacking all elegance;
In a duel of words, your blade's a limp noodle -
Unarmed and outmastered, unable to fence.

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Viking Kitties,
We’ll rant and we’ll rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!

Oh, hedging and dodging are skills you have mastered,
Yes, hedging and dodging are your stock-in-trade;
You'll never own up to your self-made disaster,
Your name and your honor, of dung are they made.

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Viking Kitties,
We’ll rant and we’ll rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!

Now let every last Kittie toss off a full bumper,
And let every last Kittie toss off a dull troll;
And we'll drink and be merry and drown melancholy,
Singing, here's a good health to all true-hearted souls.

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Viking Kitties,
We’ll rant and we’ll rave, and stomp troll guts out,
We'll cover with tarmac their charred bloody ruin -
And dance jigs on their gravesites, have never a doubt!


30 posted on 08/13/2005 10:37:33 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from Earth. Liberals are from Uranus.(c))
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Stuck in the '60's, huh?
 
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Welcome to Real Life!

31 posted on 08/13/2005 10:38:08 AM PDT by timpad (For those who understand, no explanation is necessary. For those who don't, no explanation suffices.)
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Yes, how many times must a liberal whine
Before we can shut him up?
Yes, how many trolls must try to attack
Before we can ban them all?
Yes, how many zots will it take till he knows
That DU'ers are not welcome here?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.


32 posted on 08/13/2005 10:40:25 AM PDT by eXe (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: fox news fan

I prefer broccoli, myself. Smothered with cheese sauce...

Cheese! I like cheese. Do you like cheese?


33 posted on 08/13/2005 10:40:35 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Lakeshark

Had some network issues.
I'm in now.


Holy crow, the trolls have gone insane and are everywhere!


34 posted on 08/13/2005 10:42:10 AM PDT by Darksheare (Small furry woodland creature falls to vorpal blade, film at eleven!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
#27

LOL!

5.56mm

35 posted on 08/13/2005 10:42:51 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: eXe

LoL


36 posted on 08/13/2005 10:43:05 AM PDT by drlevy88
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To: uglybiker

AAARGH! Why'd you have to go and post that?!

LOL


37 posted on 08/13/2005 10:43:31 AM PDT by exnavychick (Whom the gods would destroy they first make chads.)
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To: eXe
Nope:

The answer my friend,
Is to ban or suspend.
The answer's to ban or suspend.

38 posted on 08/13/2005 10:45:38 AM PDT by Junior (Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)
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To: fox news fan
Oh, and by the way, peas had a chance. Until the Blue Meanies showed up and knocked over our two biggest carrots and killed so many of our loved ones. So, for now, it's a strictly red meat diet until the Blue Meanies aren't at the dinner table any more.

Why is that so hard to understand, even for a burned-out 60's leftover like you?
39 posted on 08/13/2005 10:46:01 AM PDT by timpad (For those who understand, no explanation is necessary. For those who don't, no explanation suffices.)
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Holy crow, the trolls have gone insane and are everywhere!

Which simply makes it a target-rich environment.

40 posted on 08/13/2005 10:46:18 AM PDT by Junior (Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)
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Viking-Kitties-in-Training Gaze Hungrily at Cornered Troll... Await All Clear to Lick its Toes...


41 posted on 08/13/2005 10:48:08 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: timpad

The Blue Meanies are infidel worshippers of false gourds and not loved by man or beets.


42 posted on 08/13/2005 10:52:36 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (When I walk into Sanctuary the band plays "Sweet Home Alabama")
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To: exnavychick
I had to flip a quarter whether to post that one or this one. :-P


43 posted on 08/13/2005 10:54:30 AM PDT by uglybiker (Did ya hear the one about the cannibal who passed his best friend in the forest?)
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I hate you.


LOL!


44 posted on 08/13/2005 10:56:17 AM PDT by exnavychick (Whom the gods would destroy they first make chads.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
<bows head>
 
good...quite good.... }:-b

45 posted on 08/13/2005 10:57:47 AM PDT by timpad (For those who understand, no explanation is necessary. For those who don't, no explanation suffices.)
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LOL..A good deed, indeed~


46 posted on 08/13/2005 11:01:20 AM PDT by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: fox news fan

HA ha...
47 posted on 08/13/2005 11:04:58 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist )
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To: TASMANIANRED

ah, gooood.. the meme is spreading :)


48 posted on 08/13/2005 11:06:21 AM PDT by King Prout (and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
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To: Junior

Yeah!


49 posted on 08/13/2005 11:07:03 AM PDT by Darksheare (Small furry woodland creature falls to vorpal blade, film at eleven!)
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To: uglybiker

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(or, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!")


50 posted on 08/13/2005 11:07:08 AM PDT by King Prout (and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
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