This will come as a surprise to a lot of scientists!
Actually, about the only folks with a "Theory of Evolution" problem are religious-based. Try a google search or two. The "Theory of Evolution" is not a problem with 99% of biology, geology or hard anthropology practitioners.
Do I need to post another alternative creation story for your amusement and edification?
Tell us the one about the one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater.
I didn't find it particularly amusing and so far you have not stated anything that would edify.
What I would prefer is an answer to what should be an easy question; What is the "Theory of Evolution"? For someone as knowlegable as you, this should be easy. Unless of course you are not up to the task?
WhiteKnight
My personal fav (right after the Flying Spaghetti Monster) which is an ACTUAL creation myth, is that of the "Cargo Cult" people of the Pacific, and their legend of "John Frum," along with all the ritualistic talking into make believe microphones and waving around make believe radio antennae, and buring cardboard suitcases filled with trinkets so that the Great Silver Birds will once again return with their Prophet, "John Frum," and once again make life easy and bestow suitcases full of free booty upon the faithful.