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Do? Why, if I had a brain, I could --
SCARECROW
(sings)
I could while away the hours,
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain.

DOROTHY
(sings)
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.

SCARECROW
(sings)
Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before,
And then I'd sit -- and think some more.
I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry...
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain!