Well I love beef but buffalo IS better. I was just thinking we could solve the pollution problem (shutting up the nutcakes), have better dinners and, as a bonus, we would have buffalo everywhere instead of cows. I figure that would be a bonus because it would be a nice tribute to the 'first Americans' and a retro way of paying homage to the uniqueness and abundance of this continent which we call home. Much lower cholesterol too.
The nuts would continue to b*tch because Buffalo to flatulate and it would involve eating a critter.
I'd eat buffalo just to p*ss them off.