AZTLAN Times
Breaking news!!!!
The Army has just closed the last road into Caifornia and a large force of Army, Marine, and ACLU lawyers are moving in to remove the last holdouts of former California residents, by force.
Although President Walken(lol) is bound by Mexican law to hand over the western states, since the governments of CA,AZ, and CO collapsed and welfare checks stopped, 25 million "Americans" have left voluntarily.
Exactly.