1 posted on
08/15/2005 12:32:18 PM PDT by
OESY
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To: OESY
Sorry, that was me, dressed in a gorilla suit. I'll try to be more mature next time, but, man, was that fun!
2 posted on
08/15/2005 12:33:38 PM PDT by
mallardx
To: OESY
To: OESY
I nominate this for "most confusing headline of the day."
4 posted on
08/15/2005 12:34:07 PM PDT by
TheBigB
(Gum would be perfection!)
To: OESY
ROFLMAO!
I guess they didn't teach Koko a sign for "indecent exposure."
5 posted on
08/15/2005 12:35:50 PM PDT by
meowmeow
(Meow! Meow!)
To: OESY
Two former caretakers for Koko, the famous gorilla who communicates with humans using sign language, say they were continually pressured to show Koko their breasts or face the consequences. Sounds like a typical Democratic Party weekend retreat at the Kennedy compound. ;)
8 posted on
08/15/2005 12:38:39 PM PDT by
Mr. Jeeves
("Feelings are not a tool of cognition, therefore they are not a criterion of morality." -- Ayn Rand)
To: OESY
(S)So is this reasearch going to carry over to human trials?(/s)
To: OESY
They should explain to Koko that is not permissible. Same sex relations are okay but sexual attraction to breasts is an animal instinct that humans are told to shun.
Koko has a lot to learn about political correctness.
10 posted on
08/15/2005 12:41:16 PM PDT by
weegee
(The Rovebaiting by DUAC must stop. It is nothing but a partisan witchhunt.)
To: OESY
Two former caretakers for Koko, the famous gorilla who communicates with humans using sign language, say they were continually pressured to show Koko their breasts or face the consequences.Or what?? Koko was going to throw Koko-poo at them?
11 posted on
08/15/2005 12:41:36 PM PDT by
yankeedame
("Oh, I can take it but I'd much rather dish it out.")
To: OESY
Shouldn't you be smarter than the gorilla to be it's caretaker?
13 posted on
08/15/2005 12:42:35 PM PDT by
MadJack
To: OESY
"Patterson would interpret certain hand movements made by Koko as a 'demand' to see exposed human nipples," the suit alleges.
Well, at least we know what Rosie O'Donnell's up to these days.
To: dead
Koko's first words, "eat" "drink" and "more," evolved into a "talking" vocabulary of some 1,000 signs, including such abstract concepts as "love," "jealous,","shame" and "Show me your tits".
To: OESY
"Now, tell HIM you've got a headache!!!"
To: OESY
Holy cow! The monkey had a "nipple fetish"? Ugh. Too much information.
Only in America could this type of story end up in a courtroom. I can hear it now: "Your honor, Koko is a beast and should be locked in a cage!"
19 posted on
08/15/2005 12:45:50 PM PDT by
RexBeach
(Pardon me, but is that a malaise sandwich in your pocket or are you just glad to be in a funk?)
To: OESY
The women also allege that they were so alarmed by the "filthy and dangerous conditions" — including rats in the food prep area and gorilla urine stored in the refrigerator next to employees' food — that Alperin notified California's Division of Occupational Safety and Health on July 16, 2004. Cal/OSHA fined the Foundation $300 for violations after making an Aug. 5 inspection.
$300 for Gorilla urine in the fridge!! Glad to see the goverment is looking out for us!
21 posted on
08/15/2005 12:46:50 PM PDT by
pikachu
(What if there were no more hypothetical questions?)
To: OESY
Nothing more than a naked money grab.
23 posted on
08/15/2005 12:47:04 PM PDT by
CAWats
(The floggings will continue until morale improves.)
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Hmmmm, they can teach a gorilla sign language, but can't housebreak them? I'll keep my dog thank you.
26 posted on
08/15/2005 12:48:14 PM PDT by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: OESY
But Alperin and Keller say Koko's celebrity status doesn't give her a pass for inappropriate behavior.Oh, I don't know. It works for the Hollywood crowd.
27 posted on
08/15/2005 12:50:16 PM PDT by
atomic conspiracy
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To: OESY
Koko is a gorilla for goodness sake, Robin Williams' hairy nipples would be more attractive (and familiar) to her.
28 posted on
08/15/2005 12:52:15 PM PDT by
timsbella
(Mark Steyn for Prime Minister of Canada!)
To: OESY
Anyone here that absolutely most cloying commercial by Robin Williams about his mind-altering experience communicating with Koko. He's trying to save Koko and her species. Sounds like he's not the only boob involved.
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