The way I see it..........
Don’t make the mistake yourself. Life’s too [expletive] short. Wear a {expletive} condom! Stop participating in unprotected sex with strangers in public parks or with scuzzy prostitutes, it'll stop the spread of venereal diseases and Aids...DUH! ”
Remember this story about some twinkie who calls himself 'Winter' who is out to visit every Starbucks in the world?
What happens if you request a different cup?