No soap? Gee, what a surprise.
Is it just me or does it sound like this camp is not to clean over all? It sure took them long enough to get portable toilets. Maybe that mystery bottle of vanilla is some sort of holistic left wing remedy to keep from getting dysentery while rolling around in one's own filth.
Sounds like another bunch of sissy, Birkenstock sandal wearing people at Woodstock or something.