My mother-in-law (College English Professor) is a flaming lib. She looked me square in the eyes and said, "You know Bush doesn't read, he has people do it for him. "
If you ever want to have fun with liberal paranoia, just tell them "Thats what him and Karl Rove want you to think".
I've watched liberals twist their brains around trying to figure that out, its funny, especially if you keep playing up the Karl Rove wants you to think that part.
Its good for laughs.