Hey, I live up here, when it got as cold as it did last year, for as long as it did last year, you're fat, and you're wearing an undersized, over starched shirt, that $hit hurts.
What a worthless thing to put on a man.
God's got a wicked good sense of humor, giving men nipples.
I'm 35 lbs lighter than I was last June, but might put it back on this winter commuting home by slogging through the snow drifts from warm bar to warm bar and drinking beer.
LOL! You get cold in Mass?