[Sarah]

A Rabbi, A Hindu, a Priest, and a Moslem go into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says:
'What is this, a joke?'

[garyhope]

LOL, thanks, I liked this one.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

A Rabbi and a Moslem meet on the Israel border. The Moslem declares, "I'm going to kill this man and get my 72 virgins!" He then blows himself up. Amazingly, however, the Rabbi is unharmed. A reporter who witnessed the event asks, "How did you survive?"

The Rabbi taps his yarmulke. "Kevlar helmet," he says. Then he taps his clothing. "Kevlar vest." Nodding wisely, he added, "A fool may blow himself up, but God gives us the wisdom to protect ourselves from fools."