"Also, ask Mr. Gore why I can't get McHales Navy anymore."
"That's because my opponent stole Florida in 2000. Under my plan, TV Land would have been enjoined from replacing McHale's Navy with The Bob Newhart Show. Under Governor Bush's plan, Halliburton executives were given the right to use the original film reels of McHale's Navy episodes as ribbons for giftwrapping presents for Dick Cheney."