[Sometimes A River]

Sad that some people define themselves solely based on where they choose to put their penises.

[Jaysun]

Sad that some people define themselves solely based on where they choose to put their penises.

Right. When someone tells me they're "gay" I tell them I'm "usually missionary position - with my wife".

[John O]

Sad that some people define themselves solely based on where they choose to put their penises.

The second law of homosexuality:

To the mentally healthy (heterosexual), sex is something you do.
To the mentally diseased ('homosexual'), sex is everything you are