Bush tests his mettle in bike ride with Armstrong (SHEEHAN SAYS NO BIKING SO THEY REPORT IT HERE)

MYWAY.NEWS.COM ^ | August 21 2005 | Caren Bohan

[Cougar66]

Sheehan, who left her vigil on Thursday to tend to her sick mother, has said she believes Bush should take fewer bike rides to have more time to focus on the "the nation's work."

[Cougar66]

Forgive my 2nd post on the bike story. I thought this one reporting Cindy Sheehan's opinion on President Bush riding his bike too much is not only laughable, but shows what a dumb bunch of cloven hooved liberals we have in this country. This media needs to get a grip before we replace them, permanently.

[konaice]

Bush has the nation's work guite well in hand, thank you Cindy, now please STFU.

[Blind Eye Jones]

Sheehan should stop sniffing glue, thus trying to bond with hippie protesters. Glue doesn't work that way.

[endthematrix]

Cindy managed a handful of pinkos in a culvert....

[dc-zoo]

I hope the people get tired of this smartass b**** ragging on the prez every single day.

[NoCmpromiz]

reporting Cindy Sheehan's opinion on President Bush riding his bike

As if the opinion of this moonbat is important....

[Numbers Guy]

Little Green Footballs quoted a satire on press coverage that includes fake stories making gratuitous mention of that anti-Semitic nutjob Sheehan.

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Gasoline prices surged to record highs this week. Among the hardest hit will be Cindy Sheehan, a grieving mother whose son was killed in Iraq. Ms. Sheehan desperately wants to voice her opposition to the war to President Bush, who to this day refuses to meet with her.

Today it was discovered that a large asteroid is on a direct collision course with Earth. It is expected to completely eliminate all human life when it hits, including that of Cindy Sheehan, a woman who simply wanted to meet with President Bush after her son was killed in Iraq.

Next month marks the eight anniversary of the Death of Princess Diana. We will speak to her son, William, regarding how he has dealt with his grief over the loss of his mother. And speaking of grief, Cindy Sheehan, a woman whose son was killed in Iraq, blew her nose today. It has been several months since this saintly, deeply patriotic woman lost her son, and yet President Bush continually refuses to meet with her.

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Note: The above stories, even though they resemble actual news stories, are satirical.

[Smokin' Joe]

I was tired long ago.

The media have made her a celeb and keep the soap opera going partly as their usual anti-Bush gig, but also to distract America from the Clinton's (and appointees) actions which led to 9/11.

So many suckers, so few channels.

[TheCrusader]

Cindy my dear, armchair Presidents are a dime a dozen.
If you know how to run the country better than President Bush, feel free to have your name placed on the next Presidential ballot, or ask to be the DNC Chairman or Hillary's Cheif of Staff.

The media attention given to this prune faced old hippie is amazing.

[Blue Champagne]

I'm sure scientists around the world are breathlessly awaiting coverage of Cindy's true feelings about the theory of relativity.

[Cougar66]

not far off!! thanks, good one.

[Cobra64]

So many suckers, so few channels.

Even Fox News. OJ, Laci, Koby, AC/DC, AM&FM, 123 .. you name it. It never stops. Pathetic.

[kalee]

I wonder if she thought Bill Clinton should have spent less time with Monica and more on the nation's business.
sarcasm/ off

[Names Ash Housewares]

Total media madness. What next? Latest news on her bowel movements?

[SAJ]

Cheer up. At least the LSM haven't started calling this twit ''Cindy Crawford''.

;^)

[sofaman]

ew

[Squantos]

This Big Itch is just one more turd the left tried to polish but the smell of her agenda was clearly present when anyone got close to her tale !

[nopardons]

Crazy Cindy should just shut her trap.

[calex59]

I think Cindy should stop doing so many protests and start doing whatever work she does, if she works, which I doubt. How do these stupid liberals live if they are off protesting all the time, welfare or some other public dole? I don't know but I am more than tired of her and her ilk. (Clint Eastwood:"I don't like you and your ilk. Do you know what an ilk is?" Hoodlum in car: "Yeah, it's a big deer, right?" forget the name of the movie but I always think of it when I use the word ilk.)

[Smokin' Joe]

They are practicing (turd polishing) for the elections.

This is just a warmup, we ain't seen nothing yet.