Bush tests his mettle in bike ride with Armstrong (SHEEHAN SAYS NO BIKING SO THEY REPORT IT HERE)

MYWAY.NEWS.COM ^ | August 21 2005 | Caren Bohan

[etcetera]

Cindy's nuts.

[benjaminjjones]

RUN FORREST, RUN!

[ElephantinTexas]

Ewwww. Warm polished turds= Cindy Shi'ite.

OK it fits.

[6SJ7]

Note: The above stories, even though they resemble actual news stories, are satirical.

I'm glad you added the disclaimer, 'cause it's gettin' hard to tell!

[LoudRepublicangirl]

Sheehan, who left her vigil on Thursday to tend to her sick mother, has said she believes Bush should take fewer bike rides to have more time to focus on the "the nation's work."


But she probably had no problem when Clinton was taking cigar breaks with Monica Lewinsky.

[trebb]

Sheehan, who left her vigil on Thursday to tend to her sick mother, has said she believes Bush should take fewer bike rides to have more time to focus on the "the nation's work."

I thought she wanted him impeached...

[AmericanChef]

Please, oh please, tell us what Cindy thinks about Bush's haircut, choice of ties, and what he feeds his cute little doggies!

[Pusterfuss]

Cindy al Shehanni.

[Rightly Biased]

I've been saying since this twit went to Crawford.

Give her a mic. a cameraman and a show on pmsnbc and be done with it.

[Cricket24]

That might be appropriate considering she's full of S**t!

[conservatism_IS_compassion]

Any time broadcast journalism puts on an unrebutted interview, especially one from a predictable source like Ms. Sheehan, you should understand the interviewee as a ventriloquist's dummy.

The words may come from the mouth of the interviewee, but the sentiment is that of the interviewer.

[Bob]

... if she works, which I doubt.

She had some sort of government job (in social services?) but lost it due to excessive absences.

[mass55th]

Did she tell Clinton to stop taking so many trips or stop diddling interns so he could focus on "the nation's work"?

[Darnright]

>I'm sure scientists around the world are breathlessly awaiting coverage of Cindy's true feelings about the theory of relativity.<

Only if it can be shown by the theory that Bush should be impeached.

[EAGLE7]

A president getting blow jobs and playing 'hide the cigar' in the oral office while Alqueda declared war on us is just fine. But God forbid he goes biking now and then. These liberals are the single greatest threat to our nation.

[Mad Mammoth]

Except that President Bush has more class, if *I* were President I would have gone riding right by Comrade Sheehan and flipped her the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign.

With a smile.

[GianniV]

So, Cindy, when Slick Willie was getting BJs and chasing women in the Oval Office, was that okay with you? Was that an acceptable distraction?

What an idiot - does she realize that exercising is a great time to actually think about things?

Judging by Cindy's flabby, liberal body, she could use some exercise herself.