Evidently you are easily amused by balloons and big red lollipops....
The poster's answer was stated as a positive declaration.
A positive declaration to an entirely speculative question dismissed as sheer conjecture is MUCH more amusing that balloons and lollipops.
When you ask a Yes/No question, as you did, what kind of answer do you expect? I'll answer for you, a positive declaration (either in the affirmative or in the negative). It does not change the entirely speculative nature of the question you asked, and the answer is as disconnected from reality as the question itself.