Treadwell gets the Darwinh Award! Treadwell? "It's what's for dinner".
(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
When I read the first few lines, I was hoping 2 more idiots had gotten mauled. Turns out it was the same 2 idiots.
Oh well, I was good for a laugh in 2003, and it's still good for a laugh.