Soon, Chavez will understand America and it's lawyers.
What then happens is as follows:
1. He files suit after paying them up front.
2. The suit is tossed out because of the First Amendment.
3. The Judge and the defense and plaintiff's lawyers all leave the court house arm in arm as brothers in the law.
4. Chavez leaves court poorer, but no wiser.
Chavez, welcome to the American "brothers in the law" concept.