Does David Brock have an alibi?
Well they ..were...stolen in the first place...
Search every Ikea for the perpetrator!
So what's the theif going to do now? Hold them for ransom? It's not like you can use them ar really even sell them. Everyone knows their stolen. What's the point of stealing something you can't sell or even brag about? Maybe I'm just to niave to see the point.
"The theft is not only a crime against me, but against children." -Mathew Shaw
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
"The theft is not only a crime against me, but against children." -Michael Shaw
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
oops- it was Michael Shaw
(note: I know that the original song really has nothing to do with the content of this parody, but it is the only song I found where "race-baiting poverty pimp" will fit. :)
Race-baiting poverty pimp…race-baiting poverty pimp
Reverend Jesse Jackson is a race-baiting poverty pimp
Where cameras roll, he's there to be found
His pearly whites seems are always around
It is time we say to him his message is gonna go down
Let's tell him we're rejecting those people dividing by race
Don't be afraid, we're stepping right up and slapping them in the face
His message has always been crystal clear
He's filling his people's heads with fear
He makes us fight among ourselves, it true
Jesse, it's time you are finally through
Jesse, it's time you are finally through
It's time to say to Jesse, that race-baiting poverty pimp
Your fifteen minutes came and went, and now you are looking quite limp
I've got a bumper sticker that's telling him "Run Jesse Run"
It's on the front, I'm warning him now, if I see him he is done
Of course I am kidding, but he is slime
Why would anybody send a dime
He's legendary as the shake down king
Where he appears, trouble he will bring
Where he appears, trouble he will bring
I'd love to see up skyward a wonderful colorful blimp
And read the words "Hey Jesse, you're a race-baiting poverty pimp"
B16?
still, better security than Los Alamos or any of our borders.