Hey, it was Halliburton technology that steered that hurricane into this region to bump off the minorities. Might as well reward them with a contract.
Attention DUmmies: This is sarcasm. OK? Before you report this to Dan Rather or the NY Times as fact.
It's got to killing Rather to be sitting this out.
In collusion with "BIG OIL", of course. Those rigs and platforms were strategically placed just to steer the Hurricane in...
snik, gak, grmpf, Bwahahahahahahaha!
(Sorry I just couldn't say that with a straight face....)