"I'm also saying that if you, I or any other common folks tried this stunt, the IRS, the local DA, the local tax assessor and anybody else who could grab a bite of our assets would hang us out to dry after they fined us until our eyes turned green."
I doubt it. Why do you think the IRS would care?
Tax evasion from the state is the kind of thing that gets them to scan your records hoping they'll find some thing more.