DFU SONG: Good Ship Lollipop (the Sean Penn ship "Idiot"

On Sean Penn's ship "Idiot"...he's in need of a new fix-it kit
His camera crew...starts to sink and they don't know what to do

On Sean Penn's ship "Idiot"...he has thrown a hissy fit
His photo-op...suddenly has taken quite a ker-plop

He used his red cup...nice red plastic cup
To start scooping that water out
The guy is a dolt...big dolt...of that there is not a doubt

On Sean Penn's ship "Idiot"...he is taking a big ego hit
It isn't cool...we laugh as he plays the fool

On Sean Penn's ship "Idiot"...he is truly a big time nitwit
He pulled a stunt...now he drops back more than 15 to punt

On Sean Penn's ship "Idiot"...how much better can it get
What a buffoon...he's a character you see in cartoons

He used his red cup...nice red plastic cup
To start scooping that water out
The guy is a dolt...big dolt...of that there is not a doubt

On Sean Penn's ship "Idiot"...funnier than a Jay Leno bit
He could, it seems...be mayor of New Orleans

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Penn takes out his camera crew to go rescue people but does fix the hole in his boat. As it is sinking, what better way to remove water than with a plastic cup. Gee, Sean, if you really wanted to rescue people, maybe you could have left a few extra seats in the boat by not bringing along the entourage. Ya think?

How about the theme from Gilligans island?

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………

The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost.

The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Sean Penn the Skipper....
the movie star, sans his Wife,
the camera crew....(but where's Mary Ann?),
here on Gilligan's Isle.

So this is the tale of our castaways,
they're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The first mate and his skipper too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable,
in the tropic island nest.
No phones, no lights, no motor cars,
not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Crusoe,
it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friend,
you're sure to get a smile.
From all the stranded Castaways,
Here on Gilligan's Isle!

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