[GladesGuru]

"LA - 45% underwater, 45% under indictment. Quoting Steyn, who was quoting someone else."

I think that line has already been credited to Billy Tauzen, but I think it was half underwater, not 45% and half under indictment, not 45% under indictment.

[sine_nomine]

I was using the Steyn redaction!