[Brad’s Gramma]

This has to be the absolute worst description of an armed robbery

I read an equally bad one a couple of days ago about a robber around here. He wore a black baseball cap and had a moustache. That was it.

[Tall_Texan]

This has to be the absolute worst description of an armed robbery

Around here, the media reports that police are looking for a robbery suspect...young Hispanic male, black hair, brown eyes, stocky build...

I think "Gee, that really narrows down the list of suspects... to about a half million."

What I don't understand is why these thug numbskulls get tattoos. They are one of the best ways to ID an otherwise nondescript male.