I stopped reading when I read "...heros and sheros.."
Anyone that would strain that much doesn't deserve to be read.
I stopped at:
Larry Bradsahw is the chief shop steward, Paramedic Chapter, SEIU Local 790; and Lorrie Beth Slonsky is steward, Paramedic Chapter, SEIU Local 790.[California]
... two union stewards on a boondoggle trip to the Big Easy ...