Karl Rove the hoodoo man,
brings out the storms
with a wave of his hand,
Makes Howard Dean rave
whenever he can,
That's Karl Rove, the hoodoo man.
Karl Rove, with his evil eye,
can make Halliburton dance
and oil go sky high,
gets black SUVs
to track whoever is blue,
gonna bring them black copters
to get crazies like you!
You been lurkin' at the DU?