How can we miss 42 if he won't go away?
Clinton probably has AIDS.
Clinton splits his time among traveling, Chappaqua, and his office in Harlem, with periodic trips to his presidential library in Little Rock, Ark. In Chappaqua, he often strolls the town's streets and stops regularly for yogurt and juice at the local Starbucks. On one occasion, someone standing in line congratulated him for his post-tsunami effort, and Clinton began a discourse. A crowd gathered. "It became like a classroom," recalls Starbucks employee Josh Dreisacker. "And my supervisor, not knowing it was him, comes out and says, 'Who's the old man holding up the line?' " Dreisacker says Clinton "seems more like a relaxed hippie, sort of, who comes here to chill out."
Paging our Chappaqua correspondent: Is this writer from the Jayson Blair School of Journalism?